I got a new wallet a few weeks ago. After 6 years of plenty of use, I decided it was time. I opened it up today to finally switched to it and took a closer look at this info card they have placed inside:
Please, steal my identity along with my wallet. I've place all of my pertinent information on one card for your convenience.
Seriously, what criminal was hired to create this thing?
Don't forget to include your beeper number too... can't forget that, otherwise nobody would be able to beep you...
ReplyDeleteOf course, how could I forget the beeper number...
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